A Few "Just For Fun" Reviews Written by Chip
Part Time Mortician
"When I watch him on stage, I think Carlin, Pryor, Kinison...yeah, there's this overpowering stench of death!"
- Industry insider and part time mortician
"He's the poor man's Paul Giamatti!"
- Paul Giamatti's Accountant
Never Gives Up
"His is a story of never giving up, pushing ahead, despite a lack of talent or God-given ability towards what we all anticipate will be a tragic end. I told him to stop it!"
- Chip's Mom
A Smart Ass?
A fat, lazy, directionless smart ass!"
- Willie Cando, Life Coach, Cando Industries
So Much More!
"He could of done so much more with his life! I set him up with a job in the DPW and he threw it back in my face!"
- Sister Marjorie Fish, High School Guidance Counsellor